advice...

my wife and I recently found out that we are going to be parents. Its exciting! We have been getting all types of congratulations from people. That has been awesome, but then reality hits and we don't know anything about raising kids. We are open to any advice or suggestions that parents would be willing to disclose to us. For those of you that have children what advice would you give to future parents?

april fools day....

Here are my top three April fools day jokes:

3. The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest: In 1957 a new show announced the a mild winter had not killed the dreaded spaghetti weevil and so there was a surplus in the Swiss speghetti harvest that year and so you could call and get your very own Spaghetti tree. People called asked how to grow their own trees.

2. In 1998 Buger King launch the "left handed burger". The request for the new sandwhich was incredible, people even asked for it counterpart the "right handed burger" Need I say more

1. In 1985 Sport Illustrated released the news that the Mets had acquired a pitcher by the name of Sidd Finch. His fastball reached tops of 168 mph. Mets' fans bought it. Long live Sidd Finch!!

check out the top 100 hoax of April fools day at: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/